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Ok do you know how sometimes in school there is that one teacher that has it in for you? A teacher that you know dislikes you for no reason at all! A teacher who you can't stand to be near, and you dread their class everyday? Well this is the case between Katt and Everyone's favorite English teacher Mr.Burnette. I witnessed this rival first hand, and decided to tell the tale, so this horrible fate does not happen to any of you. Proceed with caution.

The following is a bunch of letters that Katt wrote to me about Mr.Burnette:

Spin,
Wow I can't believe how much fun this class is. This day just keeps getting better and better....SHUT UP MR.BURNETTE! Whoops I didn't write that. I swear to god if he doesnt shut up, then I will uhhhh....go to guidance. Well nothing else to say w/b
Cookies & Milk
Katt
p.s longer note in 8th

Katt
Sup HomeFry,
Loved the parody. lol look at my picture of Mr.Burnette in the Mid 70singing the parody. (when he had hair and lots of it). It's definitly a keeper. Put it in the memories book. but anyway I wouldn't be suprised, If Mr.Burnette (just to be funny) ran into the classroom wearing a DV sweatshirt and spandex shorts, started jogging around the classroom, suddenly stops at his podium, then he picks up a textbook rips it in half and screams "Are you ready to read????! I can't HEAR you!! But it would actually be kind of funny because he would be making an ass of himself.
Cookies & Milk
Katt

Spin,
Wuzup? I hate this class. We just took a huge test, I passed w/Flying colors. I'm taking notes, well actually I am making notes. Same difference. w/g/g
Cookies&Milk
Katt

Spin,
Sup? This class is so fun. Whopee! When I get home I am going to tell my mom that he said I didn't have an elements page, and then I pointed it out to him and he still gave me an F!
"I'd rather spend an eternity eating shards of broken glass, then hear another one of Mr.Burnette's lame ass jokes"
-1/2 of Eminal
Cookies & Milk

Spin,
Did you know that we got a C on our project? It doesn't matter, I will make a chart or something in my notebook and he will give me points. Jackass!!! I hate him. Just look at him observing your notebook.
F
That's what he wants to do, but you are at his mercy so he will give you a
D
awwww welll
Cookies&Milk Katt
w/b WHAT A DICK.

Spin,
Sup? That parody is awesome and it's definitly a keeper. I printed out stuff for section 3, I just didn't have time to put it in! You can thank Mr.Burnette for that GHRRRRR!!!! No pesos for us because we were CHAOS! Oh well at least we were Gods for a day.
Cookies&Milk
Katt

Spin,
I hate Mythology! I hate Mr.Burnette. He thinks he can give me the evil eye when half of the class forgets there f***ing notebooks? Asshole, I swear oh well. I will take my anger out on the ball. YEAH I got to stay mad. w/b this period.
Cookies&Milk
Katt

Spin,
Sup? You know that picture you drew of Mr.Burnette? I love that pic:):):) Put it in the memories book, it will be hellacool. w/g/g sorry so short

Cookies & Milk
Katt

Yo,
Geeee..I can't wait to take Mr.Burnette's final! I will fall yipeee. What a stupid story
Cookies&Milk
Katt

p.s He keeps looking at me and I don't like it.

Spin,
Sup? Shane may not have a quarrel w/Riker, but I do and a bigger one w/Mr.Burnette. Well are you ready for this test? I am ready to fail.
Cookies & Milk
Katt

This is a parody I wrote on my favorite teacher and your's Mr.Bernette!

"Mr.Bernette Will survive"

" At first I was afraid, I was petrified..I kept thinking I would have to give an A with the principal by my side, but then I spent oh so many nights making all their questions wrong, and I had fun. But know your back from study hall, you fixed your notes and I can't find anything wrong at all. I should have changed that stupid grade, I should have gave you at least a D, If I had known for just one second you would point that elements page out to me. Go on now go fix those notes, just turn around now I already know my career is toast. Oh no not I, I will not lie your notes were perfect I just wanted your spirit to die"